Parody Lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh.
This menu is illegible
I think this is a vegetable (yeah yeah)
They really keep me in suspense
so tell me the ingredients!
What's in my entrée course? See, they've drowned it in sauce
so that nobody knows, but I think that it's horse.
It used to look good to me, but now I find it
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
I think that was an animal
but I ain't eatin' that at all
It's slimy, cold and full of lumps
I've never had my stomach pumped.
There's a thing in the slaw, I ain't seen it before
And I'm not really sure if it came from the floor
it used to look good to me, but now I find it
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible (feel so mad, you can see just where the roaches went)
Simply indigestible (feel so bad, think my stomach's gonna blow)
It's unacceptable, I just can't eat this crap
cause 'today's special' doesn't mean 'what's in the trap'
I took one bite and stuck my head under the tap
it used to look good to me, now I find it
Simply indigestible (feel so mad, you can see just where the roaches went)
Simply indigestible (feel so bad, think my stomach's gonna blow)
This used to be the place to eat
now you can order chicken feet, uh uh uh uuuuugh!
You buy a tuna melt with cheese,
They'll add you to the casualties
This whole place should be shut, it'll block up your gut
and if you look around, you won't see a stray mutt
it used to look good to me, but now I find it
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible (feel so mad, you can see just where the roaches went)
Simply indigestible (feel so bad, think my stomach's gonna blow)
Simply indigestible (feel so mad, you can see just where the roaches went)
Simply indigestible (feel so bad, think my stomach's gonna blow)
Simply indigestible (blecch!)