Parody Lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh.
I've never seen a dragon so fearsome as you were tonight
Risen to your full height.
I've never seen a party get carved up without even a chance
Think I should be changing my pants,
you ate a dragonlance!
I have never seen that mage you're tearing
and this party in your lair?
it isn't mine.
I'll run and hide
The dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed resist fear,
just rolled a three
help me somebody!
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried.
I've never seen you fight as ferocious as you did tonight
that "claw, claw and bite", with fire blazing
I've never seen a cone of cold bounce right off a dragon's hide
and when our paladin expired, I turned and ran away
I have never had such a feeling,
such a feeling of complete and utter PANIC!
as I do tonight.
The dragon in red is searching for me,
Keef the thief.
I failed resist fear,
just rolled a three
help me somebody
and I really hope, this cleric by my side
can resurrect, cause now I think I'm fried
and soon I bet, I'll see him from inside
The dragon in red
The dragon in red